The Pom-Pom Girls

The Pom Pom Girls 8I’ve often talked about the many fun films that were brought to the screen by American International Pictures (AIP). But there was another great independent studio known for drive-in style films…Crown International Films. They released all sorts of monster movies, biker films, and exploitation flicks. Of course, they journeyed into the realm of the cheerleader movie, which leads us to today’s film…1976’s “The Pom-Pom Girls.”

The Pom Pom Girls 2Despite it’s title, the film actually spends most of it’s time focusing on two high school football players, Johnnie (Robert Carradine) and Jesse (Michael Mullins). Of course, where you find football players, you often find pom-pom girls. Johnnie has a thing for Sally (Lisa Reeves), while Jesse has the hots for Laurie (Jennifer Ashley). But Jesse also has a side gig going with Sue Ann (Susan Player). Jesse will occasionally pull his van/love wagon up to the drive-in diner where she works for a little action.

The Pom Pom Girls 3Now, even though Johnnie and Sally seem to be hitting it off, there is a problem that comes in the form of her ex-boyfriend, Duane (Bill Adler). He and Johnnie are constantly at each other’s throats, which includes their own private food fight one day in the cafeteria. These jocks also have trouble in the form of their rivals from Hardin (yes “Hardin”) High School. The two teams go back and forth playing various pranks on each other. Our heroes even go as far as to steal the town’s fire truck so they can cruise over to Hardin (snicker) High and spray their team with the fire hoses. Somehow, the crack police squad in this town can’t put their finger on who pulled off this little crime.

When the time finally arrives for the big game, the two teams are so pumped up that a massive brawl erupts on the football field. This leads to a locker room run-in between the coach (James Gammon) and Jesse. Jesse then determines to leave town and take Laurie with him. But plans soon change when Johnnie has to face Duane in a game of suicide chicken.

The Pom Pom Girls 6Having just watched “The Swinging Cheerleaders” just about a week ago, it’s hard not to make comparisons here. Both films even feature Rainbeaux Smith as one of the cheerleaders. “The Pom-Pom Girls” ends up falling quite a bit short of it’s swinging companion. First is the fact that, as mentioned earlier, the film really doesn’t focus that much on the pom-pom girls. It’s primarily about two football players…one of whom was much more famous for playing a nerd 6 years later. Plus, the film just kind of wanders. There’s no big goal the characters are working toward. Heck, the big game comes at the midway point and that ends up a bit of bust. Bottom line, the film lacks focus.

The Pom Pom Girls 7The film was directed by Joseph Rubin, who’s next film, “Joyride,” was featured on a recent episode of the Forgotten Filmcast. That film (which also starred Carradine) also suffers from sort of aimlessly wandering it’s way through it’s running time. Still, Carradine and Mullins do a decent enough job with their roles, problem is their characters just aren’t that interesting. A few of the cheerleaders get a bit higher marks in this category, but don’t get near enough screen time to make an impact. More of the chronically gruff James Gammon’s coach character also could’ve helped a bit.

There are certainly some entertaining aspects to “The Pom-Pom Girls,” but it fails to completely satisfy the viewer. Had the title actually been an accurate reflection of the film it would’ve been called “The Geeky Football Players.” Somehow I doubt that would’ve sold a whole lot of tickets, though.

8 Million Ways to Die

8 million ways to die 9For a stretch there in the 80’s, Miami Vice was THE show to watch. I even had a Miami Vice poster in my room for a while. It’s success led to a string of other shows and movies with similar themes. Warm locales, drug dealers, unshaven cops…you get the picture. Today’s film is one that falls into that category. From 1986, it’s the final film from director Hal Ashby, “8 Million Ways to Die.”

8 million ways to die 1The film focuses on Matt Scudder (Jeff Bridges) an alcoholic ex-cop who ends up losing his job, wife, home, etc after shooting a man during a booze-fueled drug bust. But, Scudder is now on the mend and attending AA meetings. One night after the meeting, a woman hands him a strange note which invites him to a private gambling club in the home of Chance Walker (Randy Brooks). When he arrives at the party, Scudder is greeted by Sunny (Alexandra Paul), a beautiful high-class prostitute who acts like she knows him. While at the party, he also meets Tony Montana wannabe Angel Moldonado (Andy Garcia) and his particular call-girl obsession, Sarah (Rosanna Arquette).

8 million ways to die 4Even though he’s not exactly sure what’s going on, Scudder follows Sunny around for the evening and eventually the two end up back and his place. She explains to him that she needs his help to get out of Chance’s harem of call-girls. Scudder agrees and goes to talk to Chance, but Chance explains that he is not a pimp…the girls do what they want. Scudder also talks with Sarah, who hints that Angel is really the one Sunny is afraid of. And with good reason, it turns out, as Sunny ends up kidnapped and splattered beneath an overpass the next day.

8 million ways to die 7The incident throws Scudder back into his old drunken ways. Once he sobers up, he sets out to find out what happened. When he spots a jewel that Sunny wore in a ring belonging to Angel, he figures out who was responsible. Heck, Angel pretty much boasts about it, so it’s not too hard to figure out!

Scudder soon brings Sarah back to his place, convinced she may suffer a similar fate. He then begins to investigate Angel’s drug operation, realizing that stereotypical 80’s slimeball is using grocery stores, owned by Chance, to move the drugs. Scudder and Chance then team up to take down Angel…but at what danger to Sarah?

8 million ways to die 8“8 Million Ways to Die” was the final film directed by Hal Ashby. He died of cancer in 1988. The film also features a screenplay co-written by Oliver Stone, right at the point where his directing career was taking off with the likes of “Platoon” and “Wall Street.” I admit, Stone’s involvement gives me mixed feelings. He is a filmmaker who often impresses me, and just as often makes me shake my head in disgust. Just like in a number of other Stone penned films, there a moments where the script is really weak. The final confrontation between Bridges and Garcia is an especially woeful moment. The exchange goes approximately like this:

“Cut her loose, Angel!”
“I’m in control here, baby!”
“Come on man, cut her loose!”
“Put the f****n sh** down!”
“Cut her loose!”
“F****n drop the sh**, baby!”
(Repeat ad nauseum)

The script really needed some help, and apparently, even an uncredited stab by Robert Towne didn’t do the job. Still, the cast does a pretty solid job despite the flaws in the material. This sort of character suits 80’s era Jeff Bridges very well. Although Andy Garcia’s performance is sort of pseudo-Scarface (which was also penned by Stone), he’s still fun to watch. Rosanna Arquette, though, seems a bit out of place. She actually comes across as quite annoying and her performance leaves the viewer wondering why Scudder would even bother trying to rescue her.

8 million ways to die 3On the other hand, I was really surprised at how much I enjoyed Alexandra Paul. Of course, she is best known for her many years on Baywatch, which isn’t exactly Inside the Actor’s Studio type stuff. She manages to give her performance a tone that is both sweetly innocent and extremely sexy. Though, I have to admit, I felt a bit sorry for her having to deliver one of the script’s most juvenile moments where she stands naked in a doorway, silhouetted, commenting about how her pubic hair looks as it glows in the light from the street lamps outside. Seriously Oliver?

In the end, there’s really not much to move “8 Million Ways to Die” beyond the ranks of the average 80’s drug dealer crime story. The actors, for the most part, turn in some solid performances, but in the course of delivering a less than stellar script.

LAMMY Awards Presentation – Best Movie Reviewer

Over at the Large Association of Movie Blogs (or LAMB), they are coming to the end of the annual LAMMY awards. Even though Forgotten Films wasn’t nominated this year (let’s change that next year peeps), I was thrilled to once again be able to be a part of presenting the awards. Once again, I employed my puppet friends to take care of the award for Best Movie Reviewer. Enjoy the video and be sure to check out all the LAMMY winners over at the LAMB site.

Warner Archive New Releases – May 14, 2013

wild stallionToday is all about western films over at the Warner Archive! Oh, and one film that is far from being a western, but features one of the most unique entertainers of all time in a rare film role. But First…the westerns!

- Stampede (1949)
- Short Grass (1950)
- Wild Stallion (1952)
- Rider on a Dead Horse (1962)

monogram cowboy 6Today also sees the release of another volume of Monogram Cowboy Classics, this time featuring Jimmy Wakely.

Monogram Cowboy Collection Volume 6
Features:
- Riding the Dusty Trail (aka Riders of the Dawn) (1945)
- Lonesome Trail (1945)
- The Ranger’s Ride (1948)
- Range Renegades (1948)
- Silver Trails (1948)
- Brand of Fear (1949)

sincerely yoursThen we have something that is about as far from a western as you can get…the only starring film for Liberace.

- Sincerely Yours (1955)