Forgotten Filmcast Episode 33: They Might Be Giants

Ep_33Episode 33 of the Forgotten Filmcast is here! This time Todd is joined by Nick Rehak from French Toast Sunday to discuss the 1971 film They Might be Giants. It stars George C. Scott as a man who thinks he is Sherlock Holmes.

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Films Discussed:
They Might Be Giants
Beware Mr. Baker
Young Sherlock Holmes

Cat-Women of the Moon

Cat women of the moon 5Why did President John F Kennedy challenge our nation to send a man to the moon in his famous 1961 speech? Some say it was scientific exploration, some say it was a matter of beating the Soviets to the punch. The real answer is simple: because the moon is populated by beautiful women! I know, I know, they won’t admit it at the air and space museum but you need only look at our movie today for the evidence. Prepare to blast off with 1953’s Cat-Women of the Moon.

Cat women of the moon 1Our story concerns the crew of Moon Rocket 4, which despite its name is the first space mission to the moon. Four men and one woman are on their way to make history. Commander Laird Grainger (Sonny Tufts) is very by-the-book, meanwhile, crew member Walt Walters (Douglas Fowley) is obsessed with getting rich off this historic voyage. The trip starts to turn strange when navigator Helen Salinger (Marie Windsor) is able to find a perfect landing spot on the moon without checking her charts. When the crew dons spacesuits and heads out to explore, she directs them to a cave that is too far away to see, yet she knew it was there.

Cat women of the moon 2In the cave the crew discovers breathable air (of course) and giant spiders that attack by flopping on top of our heroes and wiggling their legs. This causes Helen to scream a lot. Not wishing to encounter any more nasty creatures, they decide to head back to the ship, problem is their spacesuits have been swiped. With no other choice, they proceed into the cave and discover a temple filled with hot babes in black catsuits. And by “filled” I mean there are about eight cat-women…none of whom have ever seen a man. It turns out that head cat-chick, Alpha (Carol Brewster) has been psychically leading Helen to their location so they can capture the crew, take over the ship, and head back to earth to conquer it.

Cat women of the moon 4Cat-Women of the Moon is about as bargain basement as 50’s sci-fi gets. Take our explorers ship: for takeoff our heroes are strapped into cots and grimace due to the G-force, yet the desk chairs they sit in when they work stay quite stationary despite being on rollers. One of the crew even accidentally gives a swift kick to what must be an important control panel as he unstraps himself but doesn’t seem at all fazed by potentially damaging expensive space stuff.

Cat women of the moon 6If you aren’t already on board by this point, we have the epic battle with the giant spiders. These things slowly descend from the roof of the cave, dangling their legs in front of the crew’s faces for what seems an eternity. Yet they don’t notice these Shelob wannabes until they’re literally sitting on their faces! When the four men try to battle the creature it looks like a wrestling match with some sort of furry pasta.

Trust me, this is just the tip of the iceberg. You’re also in store for a clumsy script, wooden acting, a falling meteor that looks like a 4th of July sparkler (“Look out! Meteorite!”), and a trippy little dance number courtesy of the cat-women. I always cracked up at site of the male astronauts passionately kissing the intergalactic hotties in a way that looks like they are inhaling their faces. It’s downright hilarious. Clocking in at a whole hour and three minutes, Cat-Women of the Moon crams a lot of laughs into that short running time…and every single one of them is unintentional.

This is Forgoteen Films’ contribution to the Accidentally Hilarious blogathon hosted by Movies Silently. Be sure to visit all the participating sites.

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Walt Sent Me Episode 10: Summer Magic

Walt_Sent_Me SmallerIt’s summer time, so Kristen and Todd look at a summery movie for the latest installment of Walt Sent Me. This time it’s the 1963 Haley Mills film Summer Magic. We also have something that is very un-summer, the 1945 Goofy short subject Hockey Homicide.

Remember that we are taking suggestions for films from Disney and its subsidiaries to add to our list of upcoming shows. Send your requests to waltsentmepodcast@gmail.com.

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Recent Guest Appearances

LambcastI have neglected to mention a couple of guest appearances I’ve made on some other web sites and podcasts recently. First, I appeared on a recent episode of The LAMBcast. It was the franchise lookback for the Planet of the Apes series…well, the original five films, at least. It’s the perfect thing to listen to as you head off to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes this weekend.

LAMBcast: Planet of the Apes Franchise Lookback

Do You Remember bigI also had a recent post over at Do You Remember. It looks at the solo efforts of the five key members of Genesis. Check it out.

Life After Genesis?