In the 50’s and 60’s, sword and sandal epics ruled the Italian movie scene and one of the biggest characters in that genre was, of course, Hercules. Tons of popular Italian Hercules movies were made, so it makes sense that every so often there is an attempt to bring the character back to the screen. In 1983, Italian director Luigi Cozzi teamed up with the Incredible Hulk himself, Lou Ferrigno, for a new take on the character,with a bit of a sci-fi twist, simply called “Hercules.”
Hercules then heads off to a city that is searching champion. After various tests, he wins the right to guard the princess Cassiopea (Ingrid Anderson), and the two end up falling in love. But Cassiopea is soon kidnapped by King Minos. So Herc heads out to find her, teaming up with a crusty old sorceress who turns into a supermodel with a sprayed on costume (Mirella D’Angelo) after she drinks 10 drops of Hercules’ blood. Along the way, Hercules battles more mechanical monsters, grows into a giant, and pulls a glowing talisman out of a glowing egg. And let me just say…not since “Citizen Kane” has a there been a film…alright, I can tell you’re not buying it already.
It is almost indescribable how bad this movie is. I’ve got nothing against sword and sandal flicks…I even understand why they made this one. I mean, with the success “Conan the Barbarian” in 82, it makes sense that someone would turn to Hercules. But the bizarre thing is that they decided to give parts of the film a sci-fi feel…no doubt a response to the “Star Wars” craze that had swept the world a few years before. So instead of ending up with a Ray Haryhausen style hydra, we get a mechanical one that looks like it was built out of someone’s Erector Set. King Minos even has a lightsaber-ish weapon he uses to battle Hercules in the film’s final battle.
If you are a fan of bad movies…well, this is one bad movie! Delightfully bad! The acting is horrible, the monsters are horrible, the effects are horrible, the sets are horrible…and I highly recommend you see it! And brace yourselves campers…there’s a sequel!